I am Lauren Farmer.
I live in New York City.
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4:01pm

My Fascination With Safe Air Travel Continues...

For the best chance of getting out alive from a burning aircraft, people should choose an aisle seat near the front within five rows of an emergency exit, The Australian reports.

This paired with how to land a plane, and you are good to go.

3:53pm
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Candy Rain - Soul for Real

Yeah, that’s right.

Soul for Real…a poor man’s Boyz II Men.

3:04pm
Looks like my dashboard could use a little dose of positive energy!
Looks like my dashboard could use a little dose of positive energy!
11:07am

Addicted to Love

I watch The Today Show every morning, except for when Ann Curry is doing an interview (can’t stand her) and then I rewatch a DVR’d performance by Chris Brown on BET. This morning as I was enjoying my breakfast, a story came on about two middle-aged couples that decided to try having sex every day for a year, to bring back the flame of intimacy that once burned so brightly. Now, I don’t know about you, but that is the last thing I want to hear about at 7:30am in the morning. I was too lazy to turn away though, so I sat there for 10 minutes and watched these two couples share all the gory details with me. I kept fixating on the fact that one of the couples seemed to be of normal proportions and the other were giants! I mean, of huge size! Not overweight, just ginormously tall, built like linebackers.

If you’d like to watch another video (not THAT kind of video) of the normal sized couple, you can click here. But a warning, this is from a previous interview done by ANN CURRY. You’ve been warned.

10:59pm
Walk home, through the Times Square.
Walk home, through the Times Square.
6:15pm
view from the focus group lounge
view from the focus group lounge
3:24pm
I’ve never met Matt Logelin but he is good people. For serious, he might be one of my favorites. He took this photograph in Minnesota. I read his blog everyday, sometimes each entry twice.
I’ve never met Matt Logelin but he is good people. For serious, he might be one of my favorites. He took this photograph in Minnesota. I read his blog everyday, sometimes each entry twice.
8:08pm

Thanks.

Too often I forget how lucky I am to have the parents that I do. I grew up assuming everyone was being supported and nurtured the way I was, but the older I get, the more I realize sadly that wasn’t the case. I definitely wouldn’t be who I am without them consistently backing me up. I don’t take it for granted.
4:49pm
I LOVE making tumblrfail!
tumblrfail
and another! and even one of my dogs!

I LOVE making tumblrfail!

tumblrfail

and another! and even one of my dogs!

10:58am
My new thing is drinking ice water out of a big mug. And then when someone walks by and sees me drinking I say “brrrrrrrr!” and then they say “oh, are you cold?” and I say “no, but my ice water is.”
My new thing is drinking ice water out of a big mug. And then when someone walks by and sees me drinking I say “brrrrrrrr!” and then they say “oh, are you cold?” and I say “no, but my ice water is.”
9:31am
Awesome photo, Melissa! That confetti was insane. Would have been way cool to have been under it. (via mallisser)
Awesome photo, Melissa! That confetti was insane. Would have been way cool to have been under it. (via mallisser)
8:37am
30 minutes after show’s end, Sarah was still waiting for the encore that never came. All in all, magnificent show.
30 minutes after show’s end, Sarah was still waiting for the encore that never came. All in all, magnificent show.
8:34am
Laser Light Show
Laser Light Show
8:33am
Coldplay
Coldplay
8:33am
The roof at Madison Square Garden.
The roof at Madison Square Garden.