I thought for the first time in 25 years I was about to forget my birthday, then I remembered that one crazy day in 2004 I decided to befriend all of the Lauren Farmer’s Facebook would find for me. Let me tell you, they get up to a lot of trouble. Lauren Farmer from Alabama likes to be in lots of open relationships and make dirty wall comments. Lauren Farmer from Texas joins inappropriate groups. They confuse the hell out of my mini-feed.
Happy Birthday Lauren Farmer from Georgia, tomorrow!

